Showing posts with label motherhood. Show all posts
Showing posts with label motherhood. Show all posts

Thursday, May 27, 2010

Im gonna squish you like a bug!

WHY HOW OH WHY DO KIDS HAVE TO BE SO MEAN!? GRRRRR I'm so angry I wish I could be 8 (no 10 so I'd be bigger) for 5 minutes to kick some ass on Chloe's behalf then go back to being her mommy and stick my tongue out at them while they cry home to their mommy!
I know I sound like I'm being juvenile about her getting picked on BUT it's my job to defend her and I go above and beyond to make sure she has stylish clothes & her hairs always cute just to avoid this so she can focus on her edjumacation!
It happened to me when I was a little kid and boy it stunk! I was either called Miss Piggy or just ran away from when I came to sit with people,which is exactly what happened to my Punkin today >:(

I remember my mom playing with my hair & telling me the other kids were jealous & kids are just mean & that their opinions didn't matter. I didn't care it still hurt feeling like something was wrong with me.Praise the LORD there's just two more days of school because it's taking everything in me not to go down there and tell those big bad 8 yr. olds what I think of them! (hey cut me slack it's my instinct.)
I picked her up and she was sobbing because of a rumor that was spread as to why she missed a couple days of school and she had hid in the nurses office the remainder of the day,flashbacks.If only I could have understood that what my mom said when it was happening to me was true.If only i knew the magic words to take her pain away.If only i could put a sign on those kids backs that says "kick me."


HOW could anyone be mean to her?!
Also, If you wanna make my kids laugh really hard serve them a yummy bowl of nutritious Booty Cereal for their first meal of the day.that what they call it,it looks like booty.they can't eat it cause they think its too funny.so do I.

Thursday, May 6, 2010

Edward & Melissa sitting in a tree...

I am NOT ashamed to be called a 'Twilight mom'(yes,there really is a stereotype labeled that!)Before children you take advantage of easily being able to do things non-parents do with ease,things like take a shower,do your hair & make-up & even go potty without interruption! Every woman (no matter how much they love their reality)needs to escape from time to time which takes skill & planning when you wanna plant your nose in a 400 page novel!

I like to come armed with a boredom preparedness kit no matter whatI'im doing,DMV,if i wanna play Wii with the hubby or read a book.it will save your SANITY! Supplies may include but not be limited to: fruit snacks & juice boxes,coloring books & crayons,etch-a-sketches,travel tic-tac-toe,the list goes on and on without this i would not be able to find out If I (cough cough)I mean Bella ever becomes Mrs. Cullen...ahhhh