Thursday, June 3, 2010

Lightweight Division Championship,Kramer vs. Kockroach


It was a grueling round that lasted 3 min 55 sec. Kramer won by K.O.Okay I know most people can't make a blog about killing a BUG,but I can because THIS WAS MONUMENTAL "I can do all things through Christ" kinda stuff! side by side with that irrational fear of dentists,is one of,cccco-o-oc-c-k-roaches.EWWW! Makes me shutter just typing it. You know its summertime when one of those things crosses your path.



I can't even look at the picture I just uploaded.is that normal? Usually I startle them away by throwing (inanimate) objects at them.This one,was like 6 inches long and headed for the pantry,nothing was making it go away! Wes was 45 miles away and I can't make him come home to kill them anymore :( So it was time to face my fear,save my honey bunches of oats & face this creature. Palms sweaty,heart racing I just kept picturing the children's faces and how much they love their goldfish crackers & how this monster wanted to taint their Goldfish crackers.I didn't have it in me to squish it though.its guts would have stuck on my Coach shoe.no. (light-bulb goes off) CHEMICALS! BLEACH,RIGHT FOR THE CRANIUM! YESSSSSS!I DID IT.I'M PROUD.still nauseous from it though.
ON another note: (thank God the bug story is OVER)
MY KIDS ARE SO FUNNY

Chloe was shivering after getting out of the pool last night and exclaimed:
"OH MY GOSH! I THINK I'M PART CHIHUAHUA I'M SHAKING SO MUCH!NO JOKE MOM! NO.JOKE."

4 comments:

  1. cockroaches are the most foul disgusting creatures ever. GROSS! good for you! Kill those mofos!

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  2. I'm the same way with cockroaches!! i HATE them.
    kudos to you for killing it.

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  3. thank girls! does that mean i can call you to help me next time i see one? hehehe

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  4. HAHAH this is such a funny post! really interesting. hope you could follow me back thanks hun

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