Friday, May 7, 2010
Im gonna sell them to the circus.
Ever since she mastered the skill of speech Tatiana (one of my 3 younger sisters) and I had it out for each other...it NEVER occurred to me that the sweet-smelling bundles of joy i brought home would too someday mix like vinegar & baking soda,
I remember like it was yesterday telling Tatiana she was adopted and could NEVER be part of my club...its not because I thought anything was wrong with her, its because i went from being the center of my parents universe to being 'the big girl' ....and the one that had to share with the slobbery baby with a speech impediment,i thought if i was mean enough to her she'd go away! I wouldn't have to share my parents or my room anymore!
Don't get it twisted,I now ADORE my younger sisters who are fabulous aunties even though TO THIS day Tat and I are polar opposites and still bicker,I love her with all my heart & would do anything for her HOWEVER that's not where i was going with this,
I can't decide whether I want to get mediation or sell tickets to the ultimate fighting championship that sometimes breaks out under my roof,(could be a well paying side-job) I suppose if you live with someone and are around then all the time you're gonna get irritated,but MY BABIES?MY SWEET INNOCENT CHRISTIAN LITTLE BABIES ARE PLOTTING EACH OTHERS DEMISE?
I walk into the living room from talking in the garage with my mother; (that's my hiding spot if i want 2 min.of un-interrupted grown up convo)and sweet angelic Hannah is standing on the coffee table getting ready to sneak attack her twin sister from behind!When i walked in it was like she saw a ghost,"what are you doin' Hannah?'i asked "Getting ready to give Sadie exactly what she deserves"she said sheepishly.WTH? That's something someone says about their worst enemy! (kudos to her for her honesty) I guess sibling rivalry is as old as time beginning with Cain & Able and it was foolish of me to think i wasn't gonna have to endure many wrestling matches in my not-so-distant future.It's okay I was the oldest,the Professional big sister bully,and i can handle them.I think.