No seriously people really do that...like there's a company that make's mula putting jewels on a ladies muffin!!!! BUT WHY?! I can't do a whole blog on this subject,that would just be weird but I have to bring up the bling on the personal thing. I just got the article read to me by my best friend Tasha from her latest Cosmo magazine,and realistically you can bedazzle a banana and make it pretty but is any man (or woman) gonna stare when they're getting hot and bothered at your goodies and think "my what a pretty rhinestone butterfly, where'd you get your work done?" NOOOO The only reason I can think of that this would make sense if if you're doin' a photoshoot for Playboy or something,right??? I personally don't want gemstones falling out of my bikini into the pool hmmmm....opinions??
On another note, I would never do the show Wife Swap,not because I mind being in another woman's shoes but because I'm not mean enough to put another woman in mine (please understand I love love love my family and life,they're my obsession & I'm REALLY proud of them,it's just really hard being me!) I don't remember the last movie I saw in a theater(i will soon because i'm NOT missing Eclipse) and I have to really plan ahead for things like laundry and showers, everything is on a schedule & if my schedule gets messed up it throws my whole flow off,any mom with lotsa kids can attest to that
,this came up because Tasha said she wished she could see what it was like to be in my shoes for a few days and I told her no. lol BUT since im constantly trying to be a Glass-half-full kinda girl & I know that I could be a polygamist and have 75 & counting children and I'm really super uber lucky they are all healthy smart loving beautiful spawn of Mel & Wes <3 hope everyone had a great day ...P.S. i'M SURE YOU CAN TELL I WAS ON THE PHONE WITH NATASHA WHILE I WAS WRITING THIS CAUSE OUR CONVO ACTUALLY HELPED CLEAR MY WRITERS BLOCK A LITTLE! THANKS TASHIE
I'd like to bedazzle my girly part when I give birth to my next baby. That'd be really fun for the nurses and doctor. No?
ReplyDeleteNOOOOO LMAOOOOO!!! OMG!!!!!!! IT'D LOOK LIKE A DISCO BALL BRINGING YOUR NEXT CHILD INTO THE WORLD UNDER THAT BRIGHT LIGHT...OMG THE VISUAL...I CANT STOP LAUGHING
ReplyDeleteMRS BEER... DIDDA NAILED IT ON THE HEAD ( OR MUFFIN TOP AS IT WERE.. WITH THE DISCO BALL ANALOGY) NOT TO MENTION THE "JEWEL POPPING" EVERYTIME YOU PUSHED, HENCE POTENTIAL INJURY AND LAWSUITS BROUGHT BY THE DOCTORS AND/OR NURSES DUE TO PATIENT ENDUCED MAMEING OF THE STAFF... JUST "PICTURE IT BEDAZZLED" CONSIDER IT YOUR "QUIETPLACE" WHILE FOCUSING.. AS A MOTHER OF 5 VAGINAL BIRTHS (DIDDA NOT BEING ONE ... BEING ANONYMOUS ALL)JEWELED JEWELS, IS NOT WISE... GET ART WORK ON YOUR TOENAILS.. I LIKE TO CALL THESE "STIRRUP ART" CUZ THATS EXACTLY WHAT YOUR GOING TO SEE!!!! YOUR FEET CRAMMED UP INTO YOUR FACE!!!! LOL LOL LOL
ReplyDeleteNOTE TO TASH : QUIT READING COSMO IMEDIATELY CEASE
NOTE TO DIDDA:QUIT LISTENING TO TASH READ COSMO ... SHES NOT HOOKED ON PHONICS.. YOUR NOT HER STUDY BUDDY
NOTE TO BEDAZZLERS: GET SANDALS LIKE LIKE THE REST OF THE FRIGGN WORLD..
NOTE TO SELF: MAKE IT TO OLD NAVY TOMORROW FOR THE $1 FLIP FLOP SALE MINUS BEDAZZLE...
OMGGGG I CANT STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!!OMGGGGGGG IF YOU WERE MY MOM ANONYMOUS I'D TELL YOU I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GAVE BIRTH TO ME!!!!!OMG I LOVE YOU THAT WAS AWESOME :))))))) P.S. TASHA IS MY STUDY BUDDY,THAT HOW WE KEEP UP WITH THE TIMES IN OUR OLD AGE! XOXOXOXOXOXO
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ReplyDeleteOn another note, I would never do the show Wife Swap,not because I mind being in another woman's shoes but because I'm not mean enough to put another woman in mine (please understand I love love love my family and life,they're my obsession & I'm REALLY proud of them,it's just really hard being me!)
HMMMMMMMMMMMMM FIRST OF ALL THE "REAL" REASON YOU WOULDN'T DO IT??? IT'S MOST DEFINITELY NOT THE FEAR OF THE OTHER FAMILY, CUZ YOUR LIKE YOUR MOTHER ( NOT ME IM NOT HER...) BUT YOUR CONVINCED YOU GOT THIS SYSTEMATIC FOOLPROOF KUMBIA WAY OF LIFE THAT YOU WOULD MOST DEF CHANGE THE OTHER FAMILY FOR THE GOOD, GIVEN A CHANCE... THEY'D ALL CRY AT THE END WHEN YOU WERE LEAVING, AND WRITE YOU PRECIOUS NOTES OF APPRECIATION THAT THEY SNUGGLE IN YOUR LUGGAGE!
HOWEVER ... ON THE FLIP SIDE????????????? YOU'VE CREATED ALL THESE LIL IDIOSYNCRASIES TO PROTECT AND ENFORCE YOUR PEACEFUL, LOVE BASED SUPPORT, SELF ESTEEM BOOSTING ENVIRONMENT.. THAT YOU WOULD BE IN PANIC AND HORROR THAT SOMEONE WOULD COME IN AND DISRUPT THE "HAVEN CASTLE" YOU HAVE CREATED...POSSIBLY SAY SOMETHING TO MAKE ONE OF YOUR ANGELS FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE, OR INSECURE, TELL YOUR HUSBAND HE COULD BE DOING THINGS DIFFERENTLY, OR GOD FORBID HE'S FAILING IN AN AREA, OR SHARE WITH ANYONE THAT POSSIBLY YOU ARE DOING THINGS THAT THEY FEEL ARE ASININE AND COULD OR SHOULD BE DONE DIFFERENTLY! ( AND THEY ALWAYS PICK OPPOSITES... SO YOU WOULD GET SOMEONE THAT DOESN'T BELIEVE IN TIDINESS, REGULATIONS OR THE IMPORTANCE OF EDUCATION AND /OR GOD AND THINKS SUGAR AND NOISE ARE YOUR FRIEND!) LOL LOL LOL ...
OK SO IM NOT DOWN WITH THE WIFESWAP THINGY, CUZ U NEVER SEE THE GRANNY STOPPING BY AND I WOULD HAVE TO, TO KEEP EVERYTHING IN CHECK! (NOT FOR UR WIFE SWAP, CUZ IM NOT UR MOM... BUT IF MY DAUGHTER WAS TO THINK OF DOING IT !! anyway!
HOWEVER! I DO THINK YOU SHOULD LET TASHA DO IT... SHE WONDERS WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE?? LET HER!!! LEAVE HER BASIC INSTRUCTIONS... YA KNOW SO SHE DOESNT ACCIDENTALLY LEAVE THE TWINS AT SCHOOL FOR 2 DAYS... ECT.. OR GIVE LIL MAN A STEAK KNIFE WITH DINNER.. BUT I THINK YOU WOULD BE SURPRISED AT THE END! AFTER BECOMING A GRANDMOTHER.. AND REALIZING THAT THE MOM SOMETIMES TRIES TO HARD TO REGULATE EVERY ASPECT OF EVERYTHING... SERIOUSLY.. HOW MANY TIMES DID YOU KIDS HELP MAKE DINNER??? YOU DIDNT.. THATS BECAUSE EVERYTHING HAD TO BE MY WAY... RIGHT DOWN TO THE PRESENTATION... THE MOST LIBERATING MOMENT I HAD??? WHEN CHLOE WAS 3 AND STOOD ON THE STOOL TO HELP GRMA MAKE A SALAD AND WOULD TAKE BITES OF THE VEGGIES AND THROW THEM IN THE BOWL AND I WOULD TELL HER "THATS GPA'S PIECE!" I QUIT SWEATING THE SMALL STUFF ON EVERY FRIGGN DETAIL... YEA SO MY HOUSE GETS UNTIDY... OR THE DISHES ARE IN THE SINK LONGER THAN I WOULD LIKE... OR I GET FRUSTRATED IVE GOT 5 LOADS OF LAUNDRY TO FOLD CUZ I BLEW IT OFF FOR A DAY...BUT ALL IN ALL??? I KNOW WHERE AND WHAT MY KIDS ARE DOING, I GET TO LAUGH WITH THEM A BIT MORE... AND I WILL SIT AND BLOG AT MIDNIGHT AND NOT BE DELIRIOUS CUZ I DIDNT SPEND THE WHOLE DAY MAKING SURE ALL WAS PERFECT.... LOL .. LET TASH WALK IN YOUR SHOES.. EVEN FOR A DAY... SHE MAAAAAY TELL YOU SHE NEVER WANTS TO HAVE KIDS.. AND YOUR LIFE IS RIDICULOUS ORRRRRRRRRRRRRRR SHE MAY TELL YOU SHE HAD A BLAST! AND IT WENT WELL YOU HAVE THE GREATEST LIFE (AND THAT WOULD BE WITHOUT PERSONAL PRESSURE CUZ THEY ARENT HERS!) MY POINT????????????
WE ... THE MOTHERS... PUT THE PRESSURE ON OURSELVES! TO BE ALL...DO ALL.. AND MAKE IT WITHOUT FLAW!! THAT'S A PERSONAL BURDEN... AND ONE MY LIL PRINCESS.. YOU DONT HAVE TO PUT ON YOURSELF SO HARSHLY... YOU, YOURSELF,JUST AS YOU ARE... HAVE EVERYTHING WITHIN YOUR "INSIDES" TO BE A GREAT MOM... IT STARTS IN THE HEART!!! not the regimen!